TICKER: Skipping rope

ALTOGETHER NOW...

George Bush, standin’ ‘neath a tree,
P - I - S - S - I - N - G.
Drunk through Yale.
Here comes a belch!
What a great catch for Laura Welch!

Bill Clinton, standin’ neath a tree,
G - R - O - P - I - N - G.
Paula Jones.
Sure can spot’em!
What a great catch for Hillary Rodham!

Dick Cheney, standin’ 'neath a tree.
H - U - N - T - I - N - G.
Just one beer
It's all in fun!
What a great catch for Harry Whittington!

Osama bin Laden, standin’ 'neath a tree.
F - R - E - E - E - E - E.
How'd this happen!
What do we say!
What a huge scumbag, and he got away!