Monday, January 28, 2008

No. 3: Ann Coulter... beauty and the beast

THIN ANNIE COULTER

Annie Coulter gained no weight,
Despite the many things she ate.

She stayed as skinny as a rail,
Although she dined on Cheney’s quail.

She thinned herself to 12-inch thighs,
Devouring Joe McCarthy’s lies.

She always stayed so very trim,
Yet ate Max Cleland’s missing limb.

She looked just like a stalk of hay,
But ate the bombs of Tim McVeigh.

She kept her weight so very low,
Yet ate the words of Tony Snow.

As slender as a cotton thread.
She feasted on Iraqi dead.

She just resembled skin and bones,
Yet ate the claims of Paula Jones.

Her arms were wires; and what’s more.
She ate her hate for Albert Gore.

She ate all Democratic lives.
She ate the nine-eleven wives.

Folks wondered how Ann kept her looks.
She crapped her hate into her books.

2 comments:

Cerebus said...

And Hillary feasted on Billy boy's lies
Maybe that's why she sports 36 inch thighs.

1600 said...

Now Ann claims she endorses Hillary, And that old John McCain's a wannabe.
A new tactic to smear candidates,
Saying that she loves, not hates.