QUESTIONS TO AHOY

BIG PAPPI RULES! asks: When the year started, who were you rooting for?

AHOY: We had hopes for the possibility of a President Brownback.

WOLFOWITTY asks: Who is the greatest AHOY of all time?

AHOY: In 1999, we set out to answer that question. We held the AHOC -- ASS HOLE Of the CENTURY -- and the AHOM -- ASS HOLE Of the MILLENIUM.

Here's how they turned out. THE AHOC.

THE AHOM.

THE COVER, based on the iconic USA women's soccer team photo of that year.