WELL, IT'S PAYBACK TIME!
We have assembled 75 men & 21 women to begin the epic quest to determine who shall wear the coveted crown of brown...
YOUR '007 AHOY...
THE 33RD ANNUAL
ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR.
The voting begins NOW.
In each of these 16 heats of AHOY -- scientifically culled from the fields of sports, politics and infotainment -- just two will emerge to compete in Round II, "The Dirty Thirty-plus-Two."
From there, we shall boil it down to the SPHINCTER SIXTEEN.
Then the ANAL EIGHT.
VOTE NOW.
Go to each of the 16 heats and select the two (2) BUMS that you could have done without this year.
Yes, it's difficult. And next week, the vote will hurt more... as the competition heats up.
Since 1974, AHOY... the AssHole of the Year... has been doling out crap to the special people who made our lives miserable, celebrating each December the disgust and bile that rises within each of us whenever we are confronted by that one extraordinary asshole... the AHOY.
This is the chance for you... the general public, the fan, the little person, the no-name nebish, the wonk, the weenie, the loser... yes, you and us!... to set the record straight and elect the one person that we all could have done without in the Year of Our Lord 2007.
PASS THIS ON TO ANOTHER INTERESTED VOTER.
AHOY: DEMOCRACY'S LAST GREAT HOPE.
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