Saturday, December 22, 2007

FLASHBACK: WHEN WE HAD SADDAM TO KICK AROUND

1990: Saddam ruled.

Eleven years later, he hit the comeback trail, placing 8th in 2001 ("springtime for hitler"), 5th in 2002 ("death to smoochy"), 3rd in 2003 ("spiderman.") In 2004, nearing the end of his AHOY rope, he fell off the list. Let us pay tribute to the man, the AHOY, the human geopolitical punching bag, who was always there for America, bellowing empty threats, embodying incompetent evil, raising fists at our approaching bombers and birthing a new literary genre: the dictator-written bad Islamic romance novel.

May he forever hang, head attached, in our Brown Memories Gallery.


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