Saturday, December 29, 2007

FLASHBACK: 1994



CONTRACT WITH AMERICA MEETS FOREST GUMP.

You elected Newt Gingrich: House Speaker, author, lecturer and lifelong Presidential wannabee.

In 1994, with the GOP in control of Congress, Newt's Contract for America offered some good ideas:

1. All laws that apply to the rest of the country would apply to Congress.

2. All committee meetings be open to the public.

3. A balanced federal budget.

Somehow, it got churned into killing health care reform, shutting down the government a few days, and spending $35 million to investigate a blow job.


Newt spent two years prosecuting Bill Clinton for his secret Gettyjerk Address to Monica.

In 2007, we learned that throughout the period when good Christian Newt was hammering Clinton, loyal husband Newt was also hammering a hot young staffer.

What an asshole.

You elected him AHOY.

You knew what you were doing.

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