Tuesday, December 11, 2007

ROUND TWO WRAP

OUT: HILLARY, DOBBS, OPRAH, LINDSAY, SIMON, DRUDGE, KATIE, ROSIE & BERNIE.
IN: THE 34 BIGGEST ASS HOLES ON EARTH

THE DIRTY-THIRTY-TWO, PLUS CHO

Based on popular opinion and the desire to appear more moral than we actually are, AHOY is adding one extra slot to the eighth heat, the West Virginia massacre nutjob who should have been in Round One. It’s like the Washington Redskins lining up for the opening play without their beloved safety, who got shot in the groin. It’s emotional. We’re doing it to show we’re good folk. Like you.

Not like the animals to your left.


We're also letting both Don Imus and Rupert Murdoch, who tied in Heat 8, into the next round.
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So vote, already. IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME.

WE ARE BOILING IT DOWN TO THE SPHINCTER SIXTEEN.

Remember: When the AHOYing gets tough, the tough get AHOYing.

2 comments:

Teri said...

What about the Burmese government?

Beta Ray Steve said...

Yeah, there's no category for team assholery. The Patriots, the Republican Party, the Burmese Gov't,
the Yankee...